Cheney Declares Himself with the Terrorists

As one of the architects of al-Qaeda's most successful recruiting efforts, the illegal and immoral war in Iraq, former Vice-President Dick Cheney made it very clear which side he was on in the "war on terror". Demonstrating with ease what former President Bush meant when he said that "you're either with us or with the terrorists" Cheney left no doubt when he accused President Obama of treason, and giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

Despite statements that would guarantee most ordinary citizens immediate wire tap status, being at the top of watch lists and having all of their Fruit-of-the-Loom purchases carefully cross referenced with purchases of lighter fluid and syringes, Cheney remained defiant.

"As a matter of fact, I went to great lengths during the Vietnam War to make sure that only the best qualified, most patriotic Americans were drafted to protect our nation," said Cheney who dodged the draft five times.

"Heck, I'd no more do anything to harm this great country of ours than I would take a shotgun and shoot my friends in the face," he said.